Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why did the baker go to church? He needed to knead for forgiveness.
What did the grape say after the prayer? Amen to that!
Why did the scarecrow become a monk? He wanted to sow some seeds of wisdom.
What do you call a mischievous church official? A re-vicar.
Why do bees hum during church service? Because they're in their hymn.
How do angels send messages? By the 'Heavenly' Wi-Fi.
Why was the computer cold at church? It left its Windows open.
What do you call a religious cow? A mooooo-nk.
Why did the ghost go to church? To find some holy spirits.
What do you call a sleepwalking priest? A Roman Catholic.
Why was the belt always so religious? It held up the pants of faith.
What do you call a fight between two religious trees? A leaf war.
Why did the choir have to go to the hospital? They strained their vocal cords.
What do you call a cat with a halo? A purr-ayer.
Why was the music teacher like a priest? They both helped people hit the right notes.
What do you call a holy dog? A bark-tor.
Why was the pirate so religious? He always said his prayers before boarding.
What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin' Catholic.
Why do mushrooms go to church? They are religious fungi.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to church? In case he got a hole in one.