Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? To reach new heights in his sermons.

Why did the church keep a pitcher of water in the freezer? For cold prayers.

Why do pilgrims's pants always fall down? They wear their belt buckles on their hats.

Why couldn't the ghost attend church? He didn't have a body to go with.

Why don't some fish like being in schools? They're afraid of getting caught up in a net.

What do you call a sheep's best friend? An Ewe-nicorn.

What do you call a group of musical saints? A Holy Choir-us.

Why did the chicken join a church choir? He had the eggs-act pitch.

What do you call an iPhone at the Vatican? An iGod.

Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter.

What type of car do angels drive? A halo coupe.

How do you make a Lutheran laugh? Tell them a joke about the Pope.

Why do ants never get sick? Because they have ant-i-bodies.

Why did the chicken go to church? To catch up on its prayer.

What do you call a spiritual robot? A pray-bot.

Why did the tomato go to confession? It needed to ketchup on its sins.

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

What's a priest's favorite type of music? Soul music.

Why couldn't the bicycle make it to heaven? It lost its balance.

Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean? It kept giving him the cold shoulder.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking in a line? A hare line.