What do you call a priest in a shoe store? Heel Mary.

Why did the coffin take a day off? It was already dead tired.

What do you call a religious squirrel? A pray-ther.

What kind of tea do the astronauts drink? Gravi-tea.

Why did the coconut go to church? To get converted.

What do you call a nun who sleeps all day? Heavenly Rest.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because they'd be bagels.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? He wanted to take his congregation to the next level.

Why did the pancake go to church? It wanted to get baptized in syrup.

Why did the Zen master refuse Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the skeleton go to church? To get a body of Christ.

What do you call a group of rabbits marching backward? A receding hare-line.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts.

Why did the clam go to church? To hear the good news of the oyster.

What do you call a nun who grows vegetables? A Roman Catholic.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R,' but it be the 'C' they love.

What do you call a sleepy preacher? A nap-tist.

How much room should you give Jesus while driving? The Good Samaritan knew that no one takes the wheel.

Why does Waldo always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why did Noah keep bees on the ark? He heard the buzz was fantastic.

What's a priest's favorite food? Holy guacamole.