How does the pastor prefer his coffee? With a little extra prayer.

Why did the Buddha refuse novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's a nun's favorite song? 'Nunday Bloody Sunday'.

What do you call a praying mantis who also practices yoga? A monk-ey.

Why do werewolves make terrible pastors? They have a bad habit of howling at the moon during services.

What's a priest's favorite TV show? Monk.

Why did the shaman get a job at the bakery? He wanted to work on his bread-itation.

Why did the vampire become a monk? He wanted to avoid daylight saving time.

How did the Christian comedian win over the crowd? With some holy laughter.

What do you call a group of successful priests? Holy Rollers.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer for the church team? Because she always runs away from the ball.

Why did the psychic go to church? To repent his upcoming predictions.

What did the priest say to the astronaut? 'May the space be with you'.

Why did the zombie start attending church? He wanted to learn the true meaning of resurrection.

Why did the fast-food worker get in trouble with the church? He kept holy frying.

What did the Zen master say to the hotdog vendor? 'Make me one with everything'.

What do you call the collection of churches in a city? A prayground.

Why did the vampire go to church? To find some eternal life.

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza chef? 'Make me one with everything'.

What do you call a group of disorganized religious leaders? A faith-tion.

Why did the Buddhist refuse his dessert? He wanted to reach a state of non-attachment.