What did the car say after it won the race? 'Thank God for the fast lane.'

Why did the robot join the congregation? It had circuit-tried faith.

How do you know when a dinosaur is religious? It's always pterrified of sin.

What's the best way to hit high notes in a worship song? With prayer-actice.

Why did the sailor become a monk? He wanted to find inner peace at sea.

What did the banana say to the priest? 'Peel-lease bless me.'

How do you know if a comedian prayed before telling jokes? They have a punchline with divine delivery.

What's a frog's favorite part of church? The hymnals.

Why did the apple attend the synagogue? It wanted to be core-rectly religious.

What did the volcano say during the eruption? 'Holy ash!'

How did the firefighter pray for safety? With extinguished sin protection.

Why did the volcano go to the chapel? To find lava and grace.

What do you call religious insects? Praying mantises.

Why did the sunflower pray before blooming? It wanted to be radiant with faith.

What did the tomato warrior yell before battle? 'Ketch-up with righteousness!'

What did the nun say to the priest at the baseball game? 'Holy cow!'

Why did the ghost join the church choir? They needed a little spirit.

What did the preacher say to the DVD player? 'May you be blessed with good connections.'

Why did the pastor go to the art museum? To find some inspiration.

What's the best day for a religious swim meet? Sunday, of course.

Why did the monk bring a dictionary to the monastery? To help with Divine definitions.