Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why couldn't the bicycle find its way to church? It lost its bearings.
What do you call a belt that's afraid of commitment? A buckle.
Why did the scarecrow become a religious leader? He had outstanding sermons.
What's a priest's favorite kind of music? Gospel.
Why do vampires never attend church? They don't like holy water.
What do you call a ghost who haunts church pews? A pew spook.
Why did the cantor become a basketball player? He had a great jump shot.
What did the pastor say to the baker? 'This sermon really kneads some work'.
Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his dental procedure? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
How do you make a holy sandwich? You pray between two slices of bread.
Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She wanted a more lively relationship.
Why do motorcycles make great priests? They're excellent at two-wheeling confessions.
What did the Buddhist monk say when he walked into the pizza parlor? 'Make me one with everything'.
What do you call a holy man who performs surgery? The Lord's Incision.
Why did the scarecrow win a talent show? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the lettuce go to church? It needed a little romaine.
Why do demons never get invited to barbecues? They always bring the wrong kind of fire.
What did the priest say to the website? 'Hallowed be thy domain'.
What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A dis-purr-ray.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful accountant? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was holy cool.