Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has many needles but cannot sew? A hedgehog.
What is always in bed but never sleeps? A stream.
What has to be opened before you can eat it? A banana.
I go in hard, come out soft. Blow me hard and I'll stand tall. What am I? Chewing gum.
What invention lets you look through a wall? A window.
What has six faces but does not wear makeup? A dice.
What has an eye but never cries? A hurricane.
What has keys but can't open any locks? A musical keyboard.
Why does the ocean never get thirsty? Because it drinks like a fish.
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? A person - they crawl as a baby, walk as an adult, and use a cane in old age.
What can you hold without touching or using your hands? A conversation.
What room has no doors or windows? A mushroom.
I start with a 'p' and end with an 'e', but I'm not a pineapple. What am I? A pendulum.
Why did the math book get picked on in school? It had too many problems.
Why did the math book look worried? It saw too many problems coming its way.
Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin? They both need a good batter!
What starts and ends with an 'e', has a letter in it, but only consists of one letter? An envelope.
Why are bananas considered good at gymnastics? Because they can do splits!
What kind of tree can you wear? A fir coat.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks? Fire.
Why did the scarecrow keep getting awards? Because he was outstanding in his field.