Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has holes all around but can still hold water? A straw.
Why was the calendar always unhappy? It had too many dates.
What has a head, a tail, but never any legs? A coin.
What has six eyes but cannot see? Three blind mice.
Why did the clock get arrested? It tocked too much.
What has wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
How can a man go eight days without sleep? By sleeping at night.
Why was the math book feeling whiny? It had too many problems.
Why did the teacher jump into the pool? To test the water.
Why did the student put his computer in the freezer? To keep it cool.
Why do fish never share secrets? They always clam up.
Why did the mathematician break up with their pencil? It was pointless.
Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard they had spirit.
Why did the tomato stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of ketchup.
Why did the bubble wrap break up with the tape? It could no longer hold it together.
Why couldn't the frog tell a good joke? It always croaks up.
Which letter of the alphabet is always asking questions? Why.
Why did the tree go to the best party of the year? It was a real tree-t.
Why was the computer so good at sports? It had a strong drive.
Why was the music teacher always cool? They had natural rhythm.
Why couldn't the picture be trusted? It was always framed.