Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I? Light.

I have keys but open no locks. You can enter but can't go outside. I get brighter as I get darker. What am I? A keyboard.

What has a single eye but can't see? A needle.

Why did the wall go to school? It wanted to become a little smarter.

What is always in front of you but cannot be seen? The future.

What table has no legs to stand on? A multiplication table.

Why couldn't the girl play hide and seek with her eyes? She couldn't see eye to eye with anyone.

Why did the apple turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the pencil go to the party? It heard it needed to draw a crowd.

Why was the math test mad at the student? It felt like it was being multiplied.

Why did the clock get a promotion? It kept ticking all the boxes.

What runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps, and has a bank but carries no money? A river.

Why was the ocean always calm? It had no nerves.

What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living? A glove.

I have a head, a tail, but nobody. What am I? A coin.

Why couldn't the paperclip stay in place? It kept getting bent out of shape.

Why did the pair of scissors break up with the tape? It couldn't stick to one thing.

Why couldn't the tape measure trust anyone? It had a lot of baggage.

Why did the tape measure get promoted? It always measured up to expectations.

Why was the tape measure always traveling? It had a lot of ground to cover.

Why did the tape measure have a good memory? It never forgot its marks.