Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the pair of scissors always magnetic? It attracted all the cutting-edge stuff.
Why couldn't the string find its way home? It lost its tie.
What did the air conditioning unit say to the other unit? You're really cool.
Why was the math book feeling self-conscious? It had too many unknowns.
Why was the math book always so jumpy? It had too many square roots.
Why was the math book so strict? It wouldn't accept any excuses.
Why couldn't the pencil attend class? It was feeling dull.
Why did the pencil bring a blanket to class? It wanted to draw some Z's.
Why was the nose always in trouble? It was always picking.
Why was the calendar so good at its job? Because it had lots of dates.
Why was the pencil sharpener a great detective? It always had a point.
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
Why does a skeleton never lie? Because you can see right through it.
Why was the volleyball player like a coin? Because they both needed to be served.
Why did the crayon decide to quit its job? It was feeling too colorful.
Why did the math book fall asleep? Too many problems were keeping it up.
What has branches but no leaves, trunk, or fruit? A bank.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his crop.
Why didn't the computer get invited to the party? It had a virus.
What has fingers but can't touch? Gloves.
Why did the gym coach go to therapy? He couldn't hold his students back.