Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the gym teacher always cold? He kept his students in a sweat.
Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of jeans.
Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his crop.
What has a head, a foot, but no legs? A ruler.
What has a heart that doesn't beat? A seed.
Why was the gym teacher always cold? He left his students in a sweat.
Why was the belt kicked out of school? It couldn't hold up under pressure.
What has cities but no people, and rivers but no water? A map.
What has many keys but can't open a door? A music keyboard.
Why was the math book so tough? It had too many roots.
What has a head, a foot, and a leg but cannot walk? A bed.
What can be as big as an elephant but weigh nothing? Its shadow.
What begins and has no end but will end all that begins? Death.
What has keys that can never open locks? A piano.
Why is the number six scared of the number seven? Because seven eight nine.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court!
Why was the math book looking happy? Because it had too many solutions.
Why did the computer feel cold? It left its Windows open.
Why did the computer keep its hat on? It had a hard drive.
Why did the math teacher go broke? He used up all his cents.
Why did the plants go to therapy? They needed to find their roots.