Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has keys but can't open any doors? A xylophone.
What has nails but can't hammer? A drum.
Why did the math book hire a tutor? It needed help with its problems.
Why did the tomato turn green? It was feeling a bit sour.
Why did the math book look radiant? It finally solved its own problems.
Why did the two melons plan a trip together? They cantaloupe.
Why did the teddy bear refuse dessert? It was already stuffed.
Why did the pencil do so well in school? It had a good lead.
What never asks questions but is always answered? A doorbell.
What has many eyes, yet can't see? A potato.
What did one penny say to the other penny? Together, we make cents.
What is always on its way but never arrives? Tomorrow.
What room has no windows, no doors, no floor, and no ceiling? A mushroom.
What has keys but cannot open locks? A keyboard.
What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A chalkboard.
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of wheat.
What do you break before you can use it? An egg.
What goes through towns and over hills but never moves? A road.
What can speak every language but not a word? An echo.
What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up? An umbrella.
What has a face but can't frown? A clock.