Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the river go to the gym? It wanted to get stronger currents.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? It was two-tired of the drama.
How does a suit go to work? In a briefcase.
What disappears when you say its name? Silence.
Why did the tomato go to the bank? To ketchup on its finances.
What has keys but can't open locks and loves to garden? A cucumber.
What has many needles but doesn't sew? A pineapple.
Why did the smartphone go to school? Because it needed to be recharged.
Why did the math book look shocked? It found out it had way too many problems.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What kind of building has the most stories? The library.
What did the grape do when it was crushed? It let out a little wine.
Why do bees go to the beauty salon? To get a buzz cut.
What do you call an explosive cow? Mooboom.
What room has no windows or doors? A mushroom.
Why do bees hum instead of talk? Because they don't know the words.
What kind of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom.
Why can't you trust tacos? They tend to spill the beans.
What do you call a ghost's mistakes? Boo-boos.
Why did the math book beat up the history book? It had too many problems.
Why did the rowboat go to the gym? It heard rowing was a great workout.