Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the math book look excited? It finally solved its problems!
What has a thumb and four fingers, but can't write? A glove on the hand!
Why was the broom always tired? It was sweeping all day long!
What you can catch, but never throw? A cold in winter!
What has hands but can't clap? A clock on the wall!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? He heard they had great buns!
What has a head and a tail, but no body? A coin in your pocket!
What goes up and down but never moves? A staircase in the house!
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not alive? A glove on your hand!
What has to be broken before you use it? An egg for breakfast!
Why was the broom running late? It got caught up in the dirt!
Why was the math book so sad? A lot of problems were weighing on it!
Why was the music teacher always tense? He had too many notes to deal with!
What has eyes but cannot see? A potato in the dark!
What can you catch but not throw? A cold in the winter!
Why was the calculator bad at math? It kept pressing the wrong buttons!
What has a foot but no legs, and a head but no body? A bed that we sleep on!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired from riding!
What has four legs but couldn't walk? A table in the dining room!
What breaks without being held? A promise in a relationship!
Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired from all the riding!