Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Mary's father has 5 daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Mary.
What begins with an 'e' and ends with an 'e', but usually only contains one letter? An envelope.
Why did the math book gossip? It had too many problems.
Why was the broom late? It swept through the wrong time zone.
What has a heart that can be touched but not felt? An artichoke.
Why was the traffic light red? Because it saw the other side turning green.
Why did the lemon disown its son? He was a little too seedy.
Why was the math book feeling so unstable? It had too many problems.
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches, the other watches cells.
What has a horn but doesn't toot? A rhinoceros.
What has a heart that never beats, a bed but never sleeps? An artichoke.
Why did the shoe go to the therapist? It had too many sole-searching questions.
Why did the scarecrow refuse to wear sunscreen? He didn't want to be out-standing in his field.
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why was the geometry book always sad? It had too many problems.
Why was the music teacher bad at baseball? He always threw the wrong pitch.
What always goes to bed with shoes on? A horse.
What has keys but can't open locks? A guava.
What gets wetter as it dries? A sponge.
What has keys but can't open locks? A remote control.
What gets more wet as it dries? A towel.