Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What is so simple that you cannot do it, but you can with the power of technology? Turn off the light switch.
Why did the orchestra break up? They couldn't find the right key.
What is something you always throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it? An anchor.
What starts with an 'e' but only has a single letter in it? An envelope.
Why was the candle happy? Because it had such a bright idea.
Why did the athlete carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw a foul.
What has 88 keys but can't open a door? A piano.
Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? To get up oily in the morning.
What runs but cannot walk? A drop of water.
Why did the clock go to jail? It tocked too much.
Why did the door go to school? Because it was ready to start a new chapter.
Why was the nose always calm? It never got in anyone's business.
A horse.
I have keys but open no locks.
I have space but no room.
You can enter, but can't go outside.
A keyboard.
What begins and has no end but will end all that begins?
Tomorrow.
I am bought for eating, but not eaten.
Metal or bone my body is clad;