Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
A computer keyboard.
What has hands but can't clap?
What has islands but no water? A map.
What has a handle but can't be touched? A door.
What has a crown but isn't royalty? A tooth.
Why will the bicycle never stand up by itself? It's two-tired.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why was the math book so cold? It left its problems outside!
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
Why did the clock go to the principal's office? It wanted to get its hands back.
What has to be broken before you can use it? An umbrella.
What has a heart of stone and a back of wood? A sculpture.
Why did the math book grow mushrooms? It had too many problems.
Why did the man go to the bank wearing a ski mask? To open a savings account!
What has to be written before it can be read? A book.
I am used to bat with, yet I never eat a ball. What am I? A baseball bat.
What can you hold without using your hands? Your breath.
What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail.
What has no door, but you can enter? A cave.
Why did the math book sleep during class? Because it was always left open.
What has keys that can’t open locks? A piano concert!