Why is the letter A the most like a flower? Because the B is after it!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had nobody to go with him.

Why did Cinderella do so poorly at soccer? She kept running from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Her coach said she ran away from the ball.

What is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it long? Your breath.

What has a river with no water, a forest with no trees, and roads with no cars? A map.

What has keys but can't open doors, and might be found at the bottom of the ocean? A piano.

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time, and the start of every ending? The letter 'e'.

What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner? A stamp.

What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it more? Your name.

Why was the music teacher not able to open her classroom? She lost the keys!

What has many keys but can't unlock anything? A xyolphone.

What has a bed but never sleeps and can have mountains but no dirt? A map.

What has a heart but doesn't beat and is used to make a pizza? An artichoke.

What has many keys but can't unlock anything and is made of wood but isn't a door? A xylophone.

What can be cracked, made, told, and missed? A joke.

What can be turned, tied, dropped, and found? A leaf.

What means success and begins like losing but ends like winning? A failure.

What is the more you take, the bigger it gets but can't be seen? A hole.

What has a head and a tail but no body and can roll but can't walk? A coin.

What can go up but can't go down and is often found in math problems? An escalator.