Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the clock go to the principal's office? It wanted to talk about its second hand!
Why did the lamp go to school? It wanted to be a brighter student!
Why did the teddy bear say it was always cold? It was always stuffed!
Why did the dictionary go to the doctor? It lost its definition!
What has an end but no beginning? A doughnut.
Why did the music teacher get in trouble at school? They were always sharp!
Why was the math book happy? It aced all its problems!
What has one foot but no legs? A snail.
Why was the math book so expensive? It had too many problems!
What has holes but can still hold water? A sponge.
Why was the desk always happy? It had plenty of drawers.
What is white and can't climb trees? A fridge.
What has to be broken before you can use it? A fortune cookie.
Why was the belt arrested? For not holding up its pants.
What has teeth but can't bite? A zipper.
Why did the broom get a promotion? It cleaned up well.
Why was the math book unhappy? It had too many unresolved issues.
What has hands but can't hold things? A clock.
What has eyes but can't see? A needle.
What has branches but no trees? A bank.
Why did the tree break up with the forest? It needed more personal space.