Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What is always in front of you but gets behind you as you run? The finish line.
What has branches but no leaves and is used to hold things together? A tree.
What can be yellow but not ripe and is often found in the sky? A banana.
What has a face but no eyes and hands but no body and is always spinning? A clock.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs like a coin but is not money? A chocolate bar.
What has teeth but can't bite and can be found in your hair? A comb.
What always comes but never arrives? Tomorrow.
What has a body and a head but no arms and legs? A guitar.
What begins and has no end and is the beginning of all endings? The letter 'e'.
What has branches but no leaves and is always open but can never be entered? A bank.
What has a foot but no legs and measures things but is not a ruler? A shoe.
What has scales but can't weigh and is not a fish? A ruler.
What has a bottom at the top and is always attached to you? Your legs.
What is full of holes but still holds water and is used to carry your food? A sieve.
What has an ear but can't hear and is used to plant seeds? A cornfield.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs but can be used to play music? A guitar.
What has a handle and a spout and is used to make hot drinks? A teapot.
What can fill a room but takes up no space and is always changing but never moves? Light.
What has hands but can't clap and is cold but can't be eaten? Ice.
What has a neck but no head and can be tied but never wears a necklace? A balloon.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs but can be flipped? A coin.