Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future.
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
What has one eye but can't see?
Breath.
I'm taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I'm never released, and yet I'm used by almost every single person. What am I?
Pencil lead.
Fire.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears.
An echo.
Why did the broom go to bed?
It wanted to sweep tight.
A stamp.
What starts with the letter 't', ends with the letter 't', and is full of 't'?
A teapot.
A penny.
Incorrectly.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
A map.