What has wings, but can't fly? A baseball.

What has a head, a tail but no body? A penny.

I never ask questions, but I always get answered. What am I? A doorbell.

Why was the math book worried? Because it had too many problems.

What stays in a corner but can travel around the world? A stamp.

I'm light as a feather, but you can't hold me for long. What am I? Your breath.

What is as light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it for much more than a minute? Your breath.

How many months have 28 days? All of them.

Why did the belt get arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of pants.

Why do math books look sad? They have too many problems.

What has keys but can't open anything? A typewriter.

What has many needles but doesn't sew? A pine tree.

Why did the school kids eat their homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why was the smartphone cold? It left its charger in the freezer.

Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn't have an arrow!

Why was the math test just 4? Because the student stopped at nothing!

Why did the logician bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

What comes down but never goes up? Snow.

What did the janitor yell after coming out of the closet? Supplies!

I am a word. If you pronounce me correctly, it is wrong but if you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I? Wrong.

What has a thumb, index, middle, ring, and pinky finger, but is not a hand? A glove.