Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the baby strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam together!
What runs but never gets tired? Water from a faucet!
What has hands but cannot clap? A clock that ticks, instead!
What's brown and sticky? A stick, not chocolate syrup!
What has cities, but no people; forests, but no birds; and streets, but no cars? A map!
What comes down but never goes up? Rain in the weather cycle!
Why is the math book unhappy? It has so many problems to solve!
What has a foot but no legs, and a head but no body? A ruler!
What has a heart that doesn't beat? A watermelon in the garden!
What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin that jingles!
What is at the end of a rainbow, but not a pot of gold? The letter 'w'!
What has a neck but no head, and arms but no hands? A shirt hanging neatly!
What can be cracked, made, told, and played? A joke at a party!
What has a heart that can't feel? A robot in love!
What has to be broken before it is used? An egg, not your heart!
What is as light as a feather, yet even the strongest person can't hold it for long? Your breath.
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and can fit in your hand? A tea bag.
What has no top and no bottom, yet holds oceans and mountains? A map.
What grows when you eat it? A candle.
What travels the world while staying in a corner? A stamp.
What is light as a feather, but the strongest person can't hold it for more than a minute? Your breath.