Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling table? Because it was on a roll.
Why did the book go to therapy? Because it had too many issues.
What's the best way to watch a fish tournament? Live stream.
Why did the math book break up with the calculator? Too many problems.
What's a frog's favorite soft drink? Croak-a-Cola.
What's a tree's favorite shape? A rectangle, because it's root-ed in geometry.
Why did the belt break up with the pants? It felt belted down in the relationship.
What did one firefly say to the other firefly? You light up my life.
What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.
Why did the scarecrow go to school? To get a little straw-nation.
Why was the math book looking for a new job? It had too many problems!
Why was the music teacher always broke? Because he was always flat!
Why was the tomato red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers!
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
Why did the computer go to the bar? It needed a byte to drink.
What has teeth but can't eat? A comb in the bathroom!
What has one eye, but can't see? A needle in the sewing kit!
What has a neck but no head or body? A bottle of sauce!
What has one foot, but no legs? A ruler on the desk!
What gets wetter as it dries? A towel after a shower!