What is the best way to count a herd of cattle? Use a cowculator.

How many letters are in the alphabet? 11, t-h-e-a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t.

What has a black spot and floats in the air? A cloud.

Why did the scarecrow start a band? It had a lot of straw percussion.

What has many stories but cannot read? A building.

Why did the tomato go out with a date? It couldn't ketchup.

What turns everything around but does not move? A mirror.

Why was the geometry book sad? It had too many angles to deal with.

Why did the chicken join the band? It had good drumstick skills.

Why was the book so crowded? It had too many characters.

Why did the tree go to the pub? It wanted to get rooted.

What has a face but can't express emotions? A clock.

Why did the scarecrow become a therapist? It was great at helping people find themselves.

What has one eye but can't see? A needle on a thread.

Why did the square take a bath? To keep its corners clean.

Why was the math book full of extremes? It couldn't find a happy medium.

What word is always spelled incorrectly in the dictionary? Incorrectly.

I start and end with 'e' but only contain one letter. What am I? An envelope.

What has a thumb and four fingers but isn't a hand? A glove.

Why was the scarecrow awarded for bravery? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in.