Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What dog keeps the best time? A watchdog.
Why did the math book go to the principal's office? It got too many problems wrong.
Why does a bike stand up by itself? Because it's two tired.
Which is the quietest sport? Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.
Why is the letter 'A' so important? Because it's the start of the alphabet.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful artist? He had a great eye for detail.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? It thought it needed some space.
What has keys but can't open any locks? A keyboard.
Why did the salsa dance have to end early? It ran out of chips.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? It was a case of stolen notes.
Why couldn't the lights play hide and seek? They were always spotted.
Why was the vacuum so excited? It was about to clean up.
Why do trees make for great baseball players? They know how to catch fly balls.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
Why did the math teacher turn down the pie? Because it was too irrational.
What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up up it goes, and yet never grows? A mountain.
What is full of keys but can't open any locks? A music keyboard.
Why was the math test so easy? Because it was a piece of cake.
How many letters are in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why was the belt arrested again? It held up a pair of pants for ransom.
Why was the calendar always tense? It had too many dates.