Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
I run around the city but never move. What am I? A road!
I am bought by the yard but worn by the foot. What am I? A carpet!
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
What has teeth but never eats? A comb.
Why did the cartoonist go to therapy? To draw out his issues.
What monthly bill is always haunting you? The ghost-utilities.
Why did the music teacher get kicked out of the band? He couldn't handle the sax appeal.
Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He heard it was a long little doggy.
What has to be broken before you can eat it? An egg.
Why was the belt arrested? It couldn't hold its pants up in court.
Why is the math book so unhappy? It just can't seem to square root.
Why do math teachers never tell secrets? They're good at keeping problems to themselves.
What month do soldiers hate? March, because it's when they have to go to war.
What ship has two mates but can't sail? A relationship.
Why was the baseball team so good at geometry? They knew how to curve.
Why was the math book so hated? It had too many problems.
Why did the clock go to the principal's office? It always went clockwise.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? He had great corny jokes.
Why was the geometry book always worried? It wasn't on the right angle.
Why was the math book so mean? It kept problems to itself.
Why is the letter 'G' always cool? It's a little icy.