Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has keys but can't open locks? A pineapple.
What helps you to stand but doesn't have legs? A cane.
Why did the math book go to therapy? It was dealing with too many issues.
What has keys but can't open locks? A watermelon.
What has a neck but no head? A violin.
What has keys but can't open locks? A coconut.
What can fill a room but takes up no space? Noise.
Why did the tomato stop its race? It couldn't ketchup.
What has eight legs but can't walk? An octopus on rollerblades.
Why does a math book look so sad? It's full of problems.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? To avoid getting peeled.
What has a face and hands but no arms or legs? A clock.
Why was the math book sad during recess? It had too many problems on the playground.
What has feet, but never walks? A ruler.
Why did the baby tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the math book look worried? It forgot its number 2 pencil.
Why was the math book feeling positive? It finally solved its problems.
What has to be shaved before it can be seen? A block of ice.
Why was the math book sad during lunch? It was stuck with the same problems.
What starts with a 'w', ends with a 't', and is full of answers? A wallet.
Why is the sun so bad at playing hide and seek? Because it always shines!