Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has an eye but can't see and can make holes in things? A needle.
What has a bed but never sleeps and runs but never walks? A river.
What disappears the moment you say its name but can be delayed? Silence.
What has a ring but no finger and can store lots of data? A smartphone.
What has a spine but no bones and is always lost? A book.
What has a tongue but can't talk and a mouth but can't eat? A shoe.
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, and the beginning of every end and the end of every race? The letter 'e'.
What has keys but can't open locks and has pages but can't be read? A calendar.
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it and is faster when it gets lighter? Silence.
What has a neck but no head and four legs but can't walk? A bottle.
What has a heart that doesn't beat and can be found in a salad? An artichoke.
What gets wetter as it dries and can be written on but never read? A towel.
What has words but never speaks and can be opened but never closed? A book.
What has a foot but no legs and is always straight but never walks? A ruler.
What has an eye but can't see and is passed from person to person? A secret.
Why did the paper go to the comedy club? Because it was a real tear-jerker!
What has no wings but can fly? Time.
Why did the math book buy a new ruler? It wanted to rule the world!
What has a face but never smiles? A clock.
Why was the music teacher always comfortable? Because they knew all the keys!
Why did the pencil go to the party alone? It could only draw attention to itself!