Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a neck, no head, but can wear a necklace? A bottle.
What is harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath.
Why did the mushroom have so many friends? He's a fungi.
What has a bark but never bites? A tree.
What has a face but can't talk? A clock.
Why did the ocean break up with the shore? They were drifting apart.
What has hands but can't clasp? A glove.
What is light as a feather yet the strongest man can't hold it for much long? Breath.
Why was the broom such a success? It swept the competition away.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful banker? It was outstanding in its field.
What has keys but can't unlock doors? A computer.
What has a face but never speaks? A clock.
Why did the tree get in trouble? It couldn't keep its leaves to itself.
Why was the broom always happy? It swept through life easily.
Why was the belt so important? It held up pants.
Why did the tomato become an actor? It wanted to ketchup.
What has hands but doesn't clap? A clock.
Why was the ocean so deep? Because it never waved back.
Why did the rock break up with the mineral? It was too hard to handle.
Why did the light bulb break up with the lamp? It was a bright idea.
What has a bed but never sleeps? A car.