Why did the calendar refuse to go to a therapy session? It had too many dates to remember.

Why did the pirate go to the therapist? He had too many buried emotions.

Why did the math book cross the road? To solve the mystery on the other side.

Why was the math book so confident? It had all the answers lined up.

Why did the math equation look so easy? It solved for X!

Why was the book so good at tennis? It had a great serve!

Why did the math test look so worried? It saw too many problems coming!

Why was the music teacher always happy? Because music always struck a chord with them!

Why did the clock go to the principal's office so often? For tocking too much!

Why did the ruler go to the therapist? It had too many emotional ups and downs!

Why did the math book look so confident? Because it had all the right answers!

Why was the astronaut so good at parking? He had a lot of space!

What has many ears but cannot hear a thing? A field of corn!

Why did the pencil go to school? To be sharp!

What kind of key cannot open locks? A monkey!

Why did the chicken sit on the egg? Because it didn't want to break it!

What has a heart that doesn't beat, and a bank with no money? A deck of cards!

Why was the child's report card wet? Because it was below 'C' level!

Why did the pocket watch go to jail? It got caught loitering!

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and nods a lot? A penny for your thoughts.

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? A pillow.