Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the laptop break up with the desktop? It found a better connection.
Why did the lamp go to a party? It wanted to light up the room.
Why did the math book look depressed? It was full of negative problems.
Why did the scarecrow go to the dance? Because he had all the moves.
Why was the baseball team all in jail? They kept getting caught stealing bases.
Why did the poor mathematician become a farmer? He heard it was a field with lots of problems.
How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
What stupid question is this? None of them; though I must confess, a couple were clever, the rest were a mess!
What is the fruitiest lesson of the day? History, because it's full of dates!
How did the nail get revenge on the hammer? It nailed it!
Why did the chef get hired at the shoe factory? He knew how to make great sole food!
What kind of key do you need for a banana? A mon-key.
Why did the bell go to school? It wanted to be a ding-a-ling!
What is a tornado's favorite game? Twister.
Where do cows go on their day off? The MOOvies.
Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? An abominable rollerblizzard.
What always ends everything? The letter 'g'.
Why was the belt so happy? It held up pants really well.
What always comes at the end of a river? The letter 'r'.
Why did the math book go to the beach? To test its limits.