Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a head, a foot, and a tail, but no body? A coin.
Why was the ruler feeling anxious? It had too many measures to take.
I have a head, a foot, but no body. What am I? A coin.
Why did the math book look sad? It was full of problems.
Why did the math book look miserable? It had too many problems.
What has many teeth but cannot chew? A comb.
What runs around a tennis court but never moves? A fence.
If a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made of? Glass.
What disappears as soon as you say its name? Silence.
Poor people have it, rich people need it. If you eat it, you'll die. What is it? Nothing.
I am not alive, but I can die. I don't have a mouth, but you can hear me cry. What am I? A volcano.
Why did the tomato look so red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What travels the world but stays in one spot? A stamp.
Why can't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Why was the geometry teacher always happy? Because he was acute teacher.
Why did the student study in the aeroplane? He wanted higher grades.
What starts with an e but only has one letter? An envelope.
Why don’t some fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze.
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many issues.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and never has a body? A penny.
What is light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold it for much more than a minute? Your breath.