What has keys but can't open a door? A computer keyboard.

Why didn't the crab share its food? Because it was a little shellfish.

What has cities but no buildings, forests, or rivers? A map.

What type of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals.

Why was the belt in jail? It held up a pair of pants.

Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? It was outstanding in its field.

What has cities, but no people, houses or streets? A globe.

What has a heart that doesn't beat and can never run? A strawberry.

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man couldn't hold it for much longer than a minute? His breath.

How far can a fox run into a forest? Only halfway, then it's running out.

What is light as a feather, but even the world's strongest person couldn't hold it for more than a few minutes? Your breath.

I start with an e, end with an e, and have a letter in me. What am I? An envelope.

What has cities but no people, rivers but no water, and forests but no trees? A book.

What asks but never answers? A doorbell.

What begins and has no end? The letter 'E'.

What has wings but cannot fly? A mailbox.

What color is a burp? Burple.

Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.

Why was the math book feeling miserable? It had too many problems.

Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? Because she kept running away from the ball.

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.