Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smarty.
What has a head, a tail, is full of holes, and still works? A coin.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years? The letter 'm'.
What has wings, but can't fly? A building.
What kind of flower can you eat? A cauliflower.
What starts and ends with 'e' but only has one letter? An envelope.
Why did the man go to school with his ladder? He wanted to go to high school.
What can travel around the world without moving? A postage stamp.
Why did the scarecrow stand in the middle of the field? He was outstanding in his field.
Why was the scarecrow such a good detective? He always cracked the case.
Why did the artist go to jail? Because he was sketchy.
Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It was feeling a little soft.
Why can't you give Elsa balloons? Because she will Let It Go.
Why did the hipster plug in his laptop at the bar? He wanted to make it be a juice bar.
Where does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.
What has keys but can't open locks? A laptop.
I am full of holes but still holds water. What am I? A sponge.
Why couldn't the bicycle find its balance? It was too tired!
Why do bees hum? They don't remember the lyrics!
Why was the math book upset? It had too many irrational fears!