Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has keys but can't open locks? Music!
Why was the math book so bad at relationships? It had too many problems!
What always comes at the end of a rainbow? The letter W!
Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because every time she lets it go!
Why did the avocado go to the party alone? It wanted to guac and roll!
Why is a raven like a writing desk? They both produce a few notes!
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A piano bench!
Why is the baseball stadium the coolest place to be? Because it's full of fans!
Why did the tissue go to school? It wanted to be well-educated.
What has an eye but cannot see? A hurricane!
What has a face but no eyes, hands, or mouth? A clock!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand upright? It was two tired!
Why did the parallelogram join the dance team? It wanted to move in all directions.
Why was the obtuse angle always trying to avoid confrontations? It never wanted to be in the right angle.
What did the right angle say to the equilateral triangle? You're so balanced, it's acute.
Why did the math teacher keep a plant in the classroom? To teach the students about square roots.
What do you call two angles who love each other? A cute pair.
Why was the obtuse angle always so suspicious? It couldn't see things from the right angle.
What do you call a math teacher who loves astronomy? A cosine lover.
Why was the obtuse angle always on the sidelines? It never felt in the right angle.
What did the math book say to the student who failed the test? You're not factoring in the right solutions.