Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the parallelogram join the military? It wanted to serve its country.
Why did the math teacher go to the baseball game? To root for the square root.
What do you call a shape that gets straight to the point? A triangle.
Why was the circle always confident? It knew it had infinite potential.
What did the obtuse angle say to the acute angle? You're so acute, it's right.
Why was the parallelogram always so accommodating? It knew how to fit in.
Why did the math teacher take a ladder to class? To teach the students about steps.
Why was the obtuse triangle so misunderstood? It could never find the right angle.
What did the geometry book say to the algebra book? Let's get our equations straight.
Why was the geometry book sad? It had too many degrees.
Why did the math teacher break up with the statistics teacher? They couldn't find the right formula.
What did one math book say to the other? Don't bother me. I've got my own problems.
Why did the mathematician break up with his graphing calculator? It wasn't adding up.
Why was the equal sign so humble? It knew it wasn't greater or less than anyone else.
Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? She told too many old problems.
Why was the obtuse angle always so frustrated? It could never be right.
What do you call friends who love math? Algebros.
Why was the algebra book always worried? It didn't know how to solve its own problems.
Why was the geometry book tired? It had too many angles to cover.
Why did the circle win the race? It had too many rounds to go.
Why was the math teacher so strict? She had too many problems to solve.