What has a fence but can't contain anything? A hole.

Why are mathematicians great at plumbing? They know all about pipelines.

Why did the piece of paper go to a therapist? It had too many issues.

What has a face but cannot smile back? A mirror.

Why did the pencil break up with the paper? They couldn't draw their relationship.

What has a spine and a cover, but no pages? A book.

Why did the balloon's mom scold it? She was inflating with pride.

What has a head but never thinks? A match.

Why was the book so emotional? It had too many tear-jerkers.

Why did the math equation break up? They had too many variables.

Why did the math book look so friendly? Because it had a lot of solutions.

What ship has two mates but no captain? A relationship.

Why did the vegetable go to the baseball game? For the celery.

Why wasn't the computer hungry? It had bytes.

Why did the janitor jump out of the closet? He wanted to sweep the room.

What flies without wings, cries without eyes, and grows without dirt? A cloud.

What is always hungry, must be fed, and the finger it touches will soon turn red? Fire.

Why was the music teacher always happy? Because he had perfect pitch.

Why did the calendar always get into fights? It had too many dates.

Why was the calendar always stressed? It had too many deadlines.

If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea what will it become? Wet.