Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office? It tocked too much.
Why was the calculator tired? It had too many problems to solve!
What falls but never breaks? Night.
Why did the scuba diver fail math class? Because he used seaweed for his calculations.
What has a foot but can't walk? A ruler.
What has a ring but can't be worn? A phone.
What has a heart that beats but cannot love? An avocado.
What has a neck but no head? A pen.
What has a thumb but no fingers? A mitten.
Why did the book go to the therapist? It had too many unresolved plots.
What has a neck but no head? A bottle of nail polish.
Why did the math book look so frustrated? It couldn't solve its own problems!
What has a heart but can't love? An artichoke.
Why did the math book look so down? It was too full of problems!
What has eyes but can't see? A needle and thread.
Why did the math book look perplexed? It couldn't solve its own problems!
What's at the end of a rainbow and just before dawn? The letter 'w'.
What has a heart that cannot beat? An artichoke.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Her students were so bright!
Why is the football stadium always so cool? Because it has so many fans!
What has a heart that does not beat? An artichoke.