Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the math book look so relaxed? It finally figured out its problems.
Why did the scarecrow go to college? To get a degree in straw-dynamics.
What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.
Why was the archaeologist depressed? His career was in ruins.
I'm not a bird, but I have wings. What am I? A airplane.
What type of music do planets sing? Neptunes.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek in the zoo? Too many cheetahs.
What has many keys but can't unlock anything? A xylophone.
Why did the Roman numerals break up with each other? They just couldn't divide.
Why was the scarecrow so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Why did the math book look so sad during lunch? It had too many problems to digest.
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A baby piano.
Why did the math book look so pale? It couldn't solve its tan-gent.
Why did the pencil go to the dance? It had such a good point.
Why did the math book look so smug? It solved all its problems.
Why couldn't the math teacher open a window? There were too many problems.
What has a heart but never shows love? Artichoke.
If two is company and three is a crowd, what are four and five? Nine.
What has cities, but no houses, forests, or villages? A map!
What has keys that open no locks? A banana!