Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the math book so proud? It had all the right angles.
Why was the math book a great singer? It knew all the right notes.
Why couldn't the bicycle keep a secret? It always spoke too freely.
Why did the tomato get emotional? It saw the onion crying.
Why did the math book get a promotion? It always knew the right formula.
Why was the calendar a terrible farmer? It always skipped a day.
What has keys but can't open locks and loves music? A piano.
Why did the math book look so confident? It had all the solutions.
What has words but never speaks and holds endless stories? A library.
Why was the book cold? It left its spine outside.
Why did the tea bag go to school? It wanted to be steeped in knowledge.
Why did the river go to therapy? It had too many tributaries.
Why do flamingos lift one leg? If they lifted both, they'd fall.
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants as a suspect.
Why do flamingos only stand on one leg? If they lift the other, they'll fall.
Why was the math book in prison? It did too many problems.
What starts with an 'e', includes one letter, and ends with an 'e'? An envelope.
Why was the musician good at puzzles? He could always find the right key.
What has keys but can't open any doors? A keyboard.
What has a ring, but no fingers? A telephone.
What has a face and hands but can't smile or wave? A clock.