Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the calendar refuse a date? It was too busy.
What has many keys but can't open locks? A xylophone.
Why was the math book always unhappy? It could never find a solution.
What building has the most memories? The brain.
Why did the computer go to the bar? It had too many bytes.
What has a face and two hands but no arms? A clock.
What has many keys but can't unlock anything? A keychain.
What room can you never enter? A mushroom.
What has a heart but no organs? A deck of playing cards.
Why was the calendar depressed? Because it had too many days.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum? It was just gathering dust.
What has many keys but can't open locks? A computer keyboard.
Why was the belt so supportive? It always had your back.
What has a heart but no soul? A heart-shaped box.
What has a heart but never beats? A watermelon.
What has words and letters but can't speak? A book.
Why was the math book so confident? It knew all the solutions.
Why did the mummy go to the party alone? He couldn't find a body to go with him.
What has a heart but no organs or veins? A deck of cards.
What has keys but can't unlock anything? A computer keyboard.
Why was the math book so popular? It had all the right answers.