What do you get if you cross a math book and a dictionary? A spelling bee.

Why was the number six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine.

Why was the math book sad when it saw letters? It thought numbers were forever.

Why did the math student break up with the calculator? They felt numb without each other.

Why didn't the number 4 go to the party? It was 2 squared.

Why was the fraction always so supportive? It was a whole number.

Why did the two fours skip lunch? They already 8 (ate).

Why did the math book never get picked on by the other books? It always had the right answers.

Why did the math test break up with the student? It felt too multiply (multiply).

What is the end of everything? The letter 'g'.

What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand? Your left hand.

Why did the math book look surprised? It had too many problems.

What starts with a 'p' and ends with an 'e' and has tons of letters? A post office.

Why did the crayon go to therapy? It was feeling blue.

What do you call a retired vegetable? A has-bean.

Why was the math book worried about its future? It saw too many unknowns.

Why did the clock get promoted? Because it kept ticking all the boxes.

What has a heart that doesn't beat and can be broken? A broken heart.

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has to be smashed open? A coconut.

Why did the math problem go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues.

What has keys but can't open locks or doors? A calculator.