Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What belongs to you but other people use it more? Your name.
Why couldn't the banana rest? Because it kept getting peeled off
What has a face but no eyes? A clock
Why was the microscope sad? It couldn't focus
Why was the belt arrested? It held up some pants
What is dark but made by light? A shadow
What has five fingers but isn't alive? A glove
Why did the pencil go to school? To become more sharp
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil? Write on!
Why did the logician bring a ladder to the bar? To create a valid argument.
Why did the math teacher break up with the calendar? Because he felt like days were numbered.
What question can you never answer yes to? Are you asleep yet?
What has cities, but no houses and forests, but no trees? A map.
What has a bank but no money? A river.
Why was the math book happy? Because it got its problems all summed up.
What has many keys but can't open any door? A piano.
Why did the tomato turn blue? Because it was holding its breath.
What has feet but no legs? A yardstick.
What can be cracked, made, told, and play? A joke.
What has a face but no head? A clock.
Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage.