Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has many stories, but no pages? A building.
Why did the clock get in trouble? It kept ticking off everyone.
Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a Spooktacular time!
Why did the student bring a ladder to class? He heard the class was going to be on a high note.
What has a bed but never sleeps? A stream.
Why did the math book appear angry? Because it had too many problems to solve.
What has many keys but cannot open locks? A computer keyboard.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful actor? Because he was outstanding in his field of work!
Why did the clock get in trouble at school? He kept ticking off the teacher.
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of suspicious pants.
What has keys but doesn't unlock any doors? A xylophone.
Why was the math book sad? It was filled with too many 'problems.'
Why was the belt always laughing? Because it held up pants.
What has cities, but no streets; forests, but no trees; and rivers, but no fish? A map.
What has a heart that doesn't beat, but still loves? An onion.
What has keys but can't open locks, can open locks but can't close them, and never stays the same? A piano.
What has one eye but can't see, and is always dry? A needle.
What has a face and two hands, but can't clap? A clock.
What has legs but can't walk, and a head but can't think? A table.
What has many ears but can't hear, and is always covered in kernels? A cornfield.
What has a heart that doesn't beat, but still loves? An artichoke.