Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a spine but can't move? A book.
Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a sensation.
Why did the mathematician get cold during winter? He had too many negative thoughts.
Why was the calculator bad at math? It was always pushing the wrong buttons.
Why did the calendar refuse to go to prom? It didn't have any dates.
What is the smartest kind of shorts? The brain.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class? They had bright students.
What begins with an E but has only one letter? An envelope.
Why did the toaster go to therapy? It had too many emotional breakdowns.
Why did the math equation break up with the other equation? It just had too many problems.
What has a heart that cannot love? A deck of cards.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many negatives.
What has cities, but no people. Forests, but no trees. And rivers, but no fish? A map.
What can be cracked, made, told, and played? Jokes.
Why was the math book sad at the party? Because it had too many problems.
What has keys but can't open locks? A laptop keyboard.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two-wheely tired.
What has cities but no buildings, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water? A map.
I run around the house but never move. What am I? A fence.
What two keys can't open any door? A monkey and a donkey.
Why was the math book so confident? It had all the solutions.