Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why was the math book happy today? It, coincidentally, found all the right answers.
What has a neck but no head? A bottle of beer.
Why couldn't the math book drive? It kept taking the wrong turns.
What has a heart but can't feel love? A deck of cards.
Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar? It was a real standout in its field.
What has a clock but no time? A stove.
Why was the broom fired from its job? It couldn't sweep up to company standards.
What has many keys but can't start a car? A piano.
Why was the broom late again? It wanted to sweep the competition.
What has an eye but can't see? A hurricane.
Why was the belt arrested once more? It held up a bank.
What belongs to you but everyone else uses it? Your birthday.
Why was the broom untrustworthy? It kept sweeping things under the rug.
What has a heart and no other body parts? The love letter.
What has a hump but is not a camel? A pillow.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own anymore? It lost its equilibrium.
Why did the tomato turn red again? It saw the salsa dancing.
What has keys but can't open doors? A musical keyboard.
Why couldn't the computer get any work done? It had too many tabs open.
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out the fire in their hot tub.
Why was the math book in therapy? It couldn't solve its own problems.