Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What stays in a corner all the time but travels around the world? A stamp.
What is big, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant!
What's brown, sticky, and often found in caves? A stalag-tight!
Why did the ghost take a vacation? He needed some time to re-boo-st.
Why don't teddy bears order dessert? They're always stuffed!
Why didn't the Teddy bear eat dessert? Because he was already stuffed!
Why did the man run around his bed? Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep!
What kind of band is never together? A rubber band.
What runs around a football field but never moves? A fence.
Why was the baseball team so good at chess? Because they had all the right moves.
Why did the music teacher go to jail? For conducting himself in class.
Which letter of the alphabet is always waiting in the kitchen? The letter T.
Why did the leopard go to the gym? To work on his fitness.
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrithmetic!
What do you call a ghost's true love? His ghoul-friend.
What do you call a chubby psychic? A four-chin teller.
Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor!
What is black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra.
Why was the math book sad on Friday? Because it had too many problems!
Why do birds fly south in the winter? It's too far to walk!
Why is the math book sad all the time? It always has too many problems.