Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
Why did the vegetable go to the party? Because it was a-corn-y joke.
What has keys that can open no locks? A computer keyboard!
What has a heart that beats but doesn't live? A battery!
Why did the vegetable go to the hair salon? It needed a root touch up.
What has keys but can't open doors, and a hand but never claps? A keyboard!
What has keys but can't open locks, and goes from bank to ocean? River!
What has a bed and waves but cannot sleep, and goes from bank to shore? River!
What has a neck but no head, two arms but no hands, and goes on the body? A shirt!
What grows taller the more you feed it? A candle!
What has fish but no water? A dish!
Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead in the salad!
What has fingers but cannot type? Gloves!
Why did the belt break up with the pants? They were always waist-ing time!
What has keys but can't open locks, and space but no rooms? A keyboard!
Why was the math book so polite? It knew its angles!
Why did the astronomy student buy a new belt? His pants kept falling down in orbit!
Why was the math book tired of solving problems? It needed a break!
Why was the computer cold? Its Windows were frozen!
What has keys but can't open locks, and rings but no fingers? A phone!
What has a face but can't smile, a mouth but can't talk? A clock!
Why did the math book look sad? It had way too many problems!