Jokes that rely on clever twists or logical puzzles.
What has a heart but no other organs, two hands but no fingers? A deck of cards!
Why was the calendar never invited to the party? Because it had too many dates!
Why was the math book cold? It had too many minus signs!
What has a heart but no body? A deck of cards!
Why don't bicycles fall over? They're 'two-tired'!
What has a heart that never beats, and is a vegetable? An artichoke.
Why did the baseball team go to the bank? They needed to change their 'pitch'.
What has a neck but no head, and two arms but no hands, and rhymes with 'shirt'? A shirt.
Why did the chicken join the band? It had the best 'cluck'.
What has a foot but no legs, and is small and often used in school? A ruler.
What has teeth but can't eat, and is used for hair? A comb.
Why did the football team go to the bank? They needed a new 'quarterback'.
What has hands but can't clap, and helps you keep track of time? A clock.
What has eyes but can't see, and is a type of sewing tool? A needle.
What has a head and a foot but no body, and can be found in a bed? A pillow.
Why did the plant go to the therapist? It had too many 'roots' issues.
Why did the seafood restaurant hire a detective? To catch the 'fish' thieves.
What has a bed but doesn't sleep, and is used for growing plants? A garden.
What has a neck but no head, and is often tied around the neck? A tie.
What has an eye but can't see, and is found on sewing kits? A needle.
What has many teeth but can't bite, and is used to detangle hair? A comb.